Gina Heslop
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was immediately drawn to him. During their conversation, she became curious about his life and asked if he had ever had s*x. Tarzan, not understanding what she meant, replied, “Tarzan not know s*x.” Jane then explained what s*x was to him.
Tarzan listened and said, “Ohhh… Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Horrified by this revelation, Jane realized that Tarzan had been using a hole in a tree trunk for s*xual release. She knew she had to correct his understanding and show him the proper way.
Jane took off her clothes and lay down on the ground, pointing to her priv*te parts. She instructed, “Here. You must put it in here.”
Tarzan, eager to follow her instructions, removed his loin cloth, revealing his impressive m*nhood. He then approached Jane and, to her shock, kicked her right in the crotch!
Jane was in excruciating pain and rolled around on the ground for what felt like an eternity. When she finally managed to catch her breath, she screamed at Tarzan, “What did you do that for?!”
Tarzan, confused but sincere, replied, “Check for squirrel.”
