Gina Heslop
Working as a waitress can be a demanding job, especially for female servers who often face unique challenges. These women, despite their dedication to providing great service, can sometimes be subject to harassment and unwanted advances from certain male customers. In this joke, we see a waitress who decides to speak her mind when confronted with a particularly lewd customer.
The scene is set in a restaurant where all the waitresses happen to be exceptionally attractive. The protagonist, a man, is seated at a table and takes notice of the stunning waitstaff. One waitress, with a figure that turns heads and is dressed in a very short skirt, approaches the man’s table and politely asks for his order.
The man, however, takes this opportunity to make an inappropriate comment. He scans her alluring appearance and responds with a sleazy request, saying, “A quickie.”
Understandably disgusted and angered, the waitress doesn’t hold back. She walks away to regain her composure and then returns to the table, giving the man a chance to place his order again. But his response remains the same, “A quickie, please.”
This time, her patience runs out. Fueled by anger, she doesn’t hesitate to slap the man across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” before storming away from the table.
A fellow diner at a neighboring table, witnessing the exchange, leans over to inform the man of his mistake. He whispers, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.'”
This humorous twist reveals that the man’s inappropriate request was merely a linguistic misunderstanding. Instead of a quickie, he actually wanted to order quiche, a type of savory pie. The mispronunciation of the word leads to a comical and unexpected outcome.
This joke reminds us that humor often arises from misunderstandings and that making inappropriate advances toward someone in a professional setting is not only disrespectful but can also result in an embarrassing situation, as seen in this light-hearted tale.
