Gina Heslop
A man, feeling overwhelmed with guilt, decided to send a text message to his next-door neighbor, Bob.
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.”
The man continued, “I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. It’s been so incredible and fun, I’ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on for hours and hours.”
He added, “I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Reading this, Bob was filled with anger and felt deeply betrayed. Furious, he stormed into his bedroom to confront his wife, thinking she had been unfaithful.
Meanwhile, the man received a second text from Bob, which read, “Bloomin’ auto-correct. I meant to say ‘wifi’.”
Realizing his mistake, the man understood that his confession had been misunderstood due to an auto-correct error on his phone. He had actually meant to apologize for using Bob’s wifi without permission, not for being involved with Bob’s wife.
