Gina Heslop
Two old men were sitting on a bench in the park. They enjoyed the sunny day and the peaceful surroundings. While they were chatting, a young, attractive girl jogged past them. She wore a sports bra and very short shorts, making her look fit and energetic.
One of the old men couldn’t help but smile as he watched her run by. Noticing his smile, the girl stopped, turned around, and approached the bench.
She looked at the smiling old man and asked, “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?”
The old man, with a gentle and kind expression, responded, “My dear, I’m not smiling at you. I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how tough life gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man like me.”
Hearing his sincere and sweet words, the girl’s attitude softened. She smiled warmly at the old man and said, “Awww, you sweet old man.” Then, she leaned in and gave him a kiss on the cheek before continuing her jog.
After the girl jogged away, the old man turned to his friend sitting next to him on the bench. With a mischievous grin, he said, “Three to zip, Mugley. Your turn.”
His friend, Mugley, chuckled at the playful competition between them. The two old men continued to sit on the bench, enjoying their day and sharing a moment of lighthearted fun.
