Gina Heslop
One day, during class, Little Johnny felt a fart coming on. He couldn’t hold it in, and it escaped with a loud noise.
The sound echoed through the quiet classroom, causing all the students to turn and look at Johnny. The teacher, Ms. Smith, was not amused. She was upset by the disruption and told Johnny to leave the classroom immediately.
Johnny stood up and walked out of the room, still feeling a bit embarrassed but also starting to find the situation funny.
Once he was outside the classroom, he sat down on a bench in the hallway. The more he thought about what had just happened, the funnier it seemed to him. Soon, he couldn’t stop laughing.
As Johnny sat there laughing, the school principal, Mr. Johnson, walked by. He was surprised to see Johnny sitting outside the classroom, laughing so hard. Curious about what was so funny, Mr. Johnson stopped and asked, “Johnny, why are you sitting out here laughing?”
Johnny looked up at the principal, still chuckling, and said, “I farted in class, and the teacher got so mad she kicked me out.”
Mr. Johnson was a bit confused and asked, “Then why are you laughing so much?”
Johnny grinned and replied, “Because those idiots are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”
Mr. Johnson couldn’t help but smile at Johnny’s mischievous humor. He shook his head and decided to let Johnny stay outside for a little while longer.
