Little Boy Walks In On His Mother

Little Johnny was a curious little boy who often found himself asking his parents all sorts of questions. One day, he walked into the bathroom while his mother was taking a bath.

He noticed something he hadn’t seen before and asked, “Mom, what is that big fuzzy patch below your bellybutton?” His mother, trying to come up with a simple answer, replied, “It’s a bush.”

The next day, Johnny’s curiosity led him to his father who was in the shower. He saw something else that puzzled him. “Dad, what is that big long thing hanging between your legs?” he asked. His father, also opting for an easy explanation, said, “That’s a snake.”

A few days passed, and Johnny once again found his mother in the bathtub. This time, he noticed something different and asked, “Mom, what are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?” His mother, continuing with the same simple approach, said, “Those are headlights.”

Weeks went by and Johnny’s inquisitiveness didn’t wane. One night, he accidentally walked in on his parents during a private moment.

Shocked by what he saw, he shouted, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!”