Gina Heslop
A young blonde woman went to confession one day and approached the priest with a serious expression. As she sat down, she confessed, “Father, I’m pregnant.”
The priest, surprised by her statement, asked gently, “How did this happen, my child?”
With a straight face, she replied, “I think it must be the second coming.”
Now visibly shocked and confused, the priest asked, “Why would you think it’s the second coming?”
The young woman then responded, “Because, Father, I swallowed the first one.”
Its unexpected twist highlights how humor often comes from a mix of surprise and a bit of absurdity.
