Gina Heslop
One morning, a woman stealthily approached her husband who was savoring his morning coffee. With a swift, angry motion, she slapped the back of his head, catching him off guard. Her fury was palpable as she confronted him about a piece of paper she had discovered in his pants pocket. On that slip of paper, she saw the name ‘Marylou’ written, and her suspicions were ignited. She demanded an explanation, her eyes piercing into his soul.
In response to his wife’s seething anger, the husband, maintaining an air of nonchalance, uttered soothing words. “Calm down, honey,” he said, trying to defuse the situation. He continued, “Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on.” His explanation, though seemingly reasonable, did little to assuage his wife’s lingering doubts.
The next morning, the tension lingered, and once again, the wife seized the opportunity to confront her husband. She leaned in, her hand striking his head again. He winced, annoyed, and inquired, “What was that for?”
Unyielding in her pursuit of the truth, she retorted, “Your dog called last night.”
The story unfolds as a humorous take on the husband’s efforts to explain away a mysterious name on a piece of paper. His excuse about ‘Marylou’ being the name of a dog he had bet on at the track was creative but ultimately led to even more skepticism from his wife. The punchline, “Your dog called last night,” hints at a playful twist, suggesting that perhaps there was more to the story than met the eye, leaving readers with a chuckle and a sense of intrigue.
