Gina Heslop
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama went to a casino and decided to make a big bet. She placed $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. Before rolling, she said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
With that, she took off her top, leaving herself topless, and prepared to roll the dice. She then shouted, “Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!”
The dice bounced around, and when they finally stopped, she jumped up and down with excitement. She squealed, “Yes! Yes! I won! I won!”
In her excitement, she hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings along with her clothes, and left the casino quickly.
The dealers were left staring at each other in shock. After a moment of silence, one dealer asked, “What did she roll?” The other dealer replied, “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”
