Gina Heslop
One morning, a husband and wife were getting ready for their day, both in the bathroom.
The husband looked over at his wife, feeling playful and full of desire. He jokingly said, “I gotta have you!” Without waiting for her response, he playfully pushed her back against the bathroom door, pulling down her underclothes. In a moment of excitement and fun, he began to make love to her right there.
As they continued, the husband could tell his wife was really into it because she was moving and wiggling more than usual. She was louder, too, making sounds that he had never heard from her before. He felt proud, thinking he was doing something amazing and that she was having a great time. Her movements and noises made him feel like he was at the top of his game.
When they finished, the husband smiled, feeling satisfied and confident. He started getting dressed again, still feeling proud of how things had gone. But as he looked at his wife, he noticed that she was still moving against the door, and she looked a little uncomfortable. Confused, he asked, “That was the best ever, honey! You’ve never moved like that before. You didn’t hurt yourself, did you?”
His wife, still standing against the door, trying to free herself, replied, “No, no. I’ll be fine… once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”
It turns out, all that wiggling and moving wasn’t because of excitement—it was because the doorknob was pressing into her in a very uncomfortable way! What the husband thought was passion was actually her trying to deal with the awkward situation.
They both laughed about the misunderstanding, and the wife was able to get free of the door. It was a funny moment they wouldn’t forget anytime soon-a mix of passion and humor that showed how sometimes, even the most intimate moments can have unexpected, hilarious twists.
