Gina Heslop
For weary travelers, hotels can sometimes be more of a hassle than a haven. In this humorous tale, a husband and wife undertaking a lengthy journey from Key West to Boston find themselves facing an unexpected predicament at a hotel. Exhausted after nearly twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to take a brief four-hour rest at a seemingly nice establishment. However, their respite takes an unexpected turn when they are handed a bill for a staggering $350 upon checking out.
Infuriated by the exorbitant charge, the husband confronts the desk clerk, expressing his disbelief that the rooms could warrant such a steep price. Unconvinced by the clerk’s explanation that $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager. The manager, seemingly unfazed, begins listing the hotel’s amenities, including an Olympic-sized pool, a vast conference center, and renowned entertainment shows featuring top performers from New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas.
The husband, however, remains resolute, emphasizing that they did not use any of these facilities. Undeterred, the manager persists, highlighting the missed opportunities the couple had to enjoy the hotel’s offerings. Frustrated, the man repeatedly asserts, “But we didn’t use it!”
As the manager stands firm on the bill, the man decides to employ a clever tactic. He agrees to pay but hands over a check for only $100, surprising the manager. When questioned about the discrepancy, the man responds with a sly grin, revealing, “I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife.”
The manager, taken aback, vehemently denies any such indiscretion. Unperturbed, the man delivers the punchline, “Well, she was here, and you could have.” With this witty retort, the husband not only lightens the mood but also leaves the manager speechless, turning the tables on the attempted overcharge and providing a humorous twist to an otherwise frustrating hotel experience.
