Gina Heslop
Once upon a time, there was an elderly couple who had been dating for a considerable amount of time. Their love had blossomed, and they reached a point where they decided it was time to take the next big step in their relationship—marriage. Before the wedding, they embarked on a thoughtful dinner date, engaging in a deep and meaningful conversation about the practical aspects of their impending union.
As they dined, they tackled various important topics such as finances, their future living arrangements, and the like. The elderly gentleman was meticulous in his approach, wanting to ensure that they were on the same page about the details of their shared life. However, there was one topic that remained unaddressed, one that had been hovering in the air, waiting to be discussed.
Finally, summoning up his courage, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. He leaned in and asked with trust in his voice, “How do you feel about lovemaking?”
The elderly lady, a picture of grace and thoughtfulness, considered her response carefully. She knew that this was a delicate matter, one that required a considerate and measured answer. She finally replied, “Well, I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.”
The old gentleman, who had been listening attentively, sat in silence for a brief moment. Then, peering over his glasses, he looked into her eyes with a casual expression and asked, “Was that one word or two?”
In this light-hearted and humorous exchange, the elderly couple navigated the waters of intimacy and shared a chuckle over their differing interpretations of the word “infrequently.” It was a moment of affectionate understanding, highlighting the unique dynamics of their relationship, and serving as a testament to the enduring power of love and humor, even in the later stages of life.
